Prince William is off the Market, damn it. I so was going to marry him. The royal family lets in junkys living off SSI, and an American. A little plump, comes with a dog, suicidal tendencies. I am off the Methadone.
Which sucks ass btw. I'm weepy, depressed, seriously when I found out that Prince William was getting married I cried. Why you ask, no I didn't think I had a chance, I'm just suffering from withdrawals still. Oh God when will my body adjust?
Prince Glendwood, I still have a chance to marry you right? I don't care about your flaws. Your intelligent and that's what I care about. Perhaps a bit neurotic, but I can live with that. We can over through the current British Monarchy, and start our own. I'll be the sitting Queen. The first American Queen. We could be two Junkys sitting on the thrown.Our rule is simple, off with the dealers head if he doesn't have good gear. Knight a dealer if he has good gear.
So much fun to dream.