Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Prince Glendwood, Princess Anna

Prince William is off the Market, damn it. I so was going to marry him. The royal family lets in junkys living off SSI, and an American. A little plump, comes with a dog, suicidal tendencies. I am off the Methadone.

Which sucks ass btw. I'm weepy, depressed, seriously when I found out that Prince William was getting married I cried. Why you ask, no I didn't think I had a chance, I'm just suffering from withdrawals still. Oh God when will my body adjust?

Prince Glendwood, I still have a chance to marry you right? I don't care about your flaws. Your intelligent and that's what I care about. Perhaps a bit neurotic, but I can live with that. We can over through the current British Monarchy, and start our own. I'll be the sitting Queen. The first American Queen. We could be two Junkys sitting on the thrown.Our rule is simple, off with the dealers head if he doesn't have good gear. Knight a dealer if he has good gear.
So much fun to dream.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gosh, you're pathetic.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Anna,
Sorry you are feeling so poorly.

Anonymous,
Kiss my fat ass. You suck shit.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, SB. You're probably fat, and so is Anna. Fat girls have to stick together, right?

Anna Grace said...

Anon#1,
NO fucking shit!

Anna Grace said...

Anon#2,
I lost 66 lbs since I started grtting off Methadone. SO Kiss My skinny ass, and leave SB alone. She is a far better person than you seem to be.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Anonymous,
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

And, if fat people have to stick together, I think peanut-sized nutsacks should have to hang together, too. Your challenge is to go and find that group.

Anonymous said...

YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO FAT BASTARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Danny said...

anonymous - the level of your insults leave much to be desired. fuck fat and thin, anyone with such a major brain/mind bypass as you seem to have should just go off and confuse yourself to death trying to install a light bulb or something equally as mundane. forever. you cunt!

elizabeth said...

WOW! 66LBS! Over what period of time exactly?? That is great.....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Anonymous,
Are you a 6th-grader? Fess up.

Boston Joe said...

Hey Anna,

Don't worry the suboxone mind fuck is almost over... once you level off you will be fine, but you are not sick right? If you are then they are not giving you enough. I was on that shit for like 4 years and, althougth easy to go on and off and use in between, it totally served it purpose in helping me get off the shit. The thing with that is, when you 1st go on or go on and off, you don't get sick, or at least I didn't, you are like fucked in the head for a couple days while your mind adjusts to the subutex/naloxone mixture. oh well, good luck and hang in there girl!!
Also, anyone who uses anon to put someone down or talk shit is a fucking coward and total loser...use your name chickenshit, if you have an opinion back that shit up

Gledwood said...

Yeah I'll be your king, you be my queen.
Was going to write about Wills and Kate on my blog. Usually I would be happy about this, but I don't find the inspiration.
Did buy Times newspaper and the Sun, which is x10 more entertaining. London Times not as boring as most American newspapers, least they got a sense of humour!
I hope you feel 100% soon.
I know the life and how hard it is to get the will together to stop. Been there, still there. At least you changed yourself, that's not easy.
But you come across that you do want out of what you had and did before.
Otherwise you'd have gone out of your way to hang out with druggies and that you don't seem to have done...
Take it easy, take care. Be lucky!

Gledwood said...

PS you really cried over Wills? I'll get that Kate Middleton for you. I'll turn into Flapper the pigeon and flap over Buck Palace when she's due a day out and do a pooz right on her posh hat!! How's that. Haven't seen Flapper for ages. He's a wood pigeon, think he's gone back to the woods...

all or nothing said...

Hey chicky! I'm so proud of you for getting off of the meth! Things will get better...they HAVE TO! I'm not sure if you remember, but you and I used to chat thru here and Myspace, I just reinstated my blog. Come check it out when you getta chance!girlwamessedupstory.blogspot.com

-K