Monday, January 30, 2012

This post was a lie.

My mom got an offer at Castle hospital in Honolulu. We just got here two and a half days ago. My dad is still in WI sealing up deals, taking care of odds and ends, and mailing us our stuff. I'm so happy to be back in Hawaii. I fucking love it here. I'm putting up some new photos. Some from here taking in the past few days on my phone. Then I'm posting one photo of me in that bikini you don't believe is me. Idiot.
right now were living in Waikiki on nahua st. The Pacific Ocean is the love of my life. I'm still on Methadone.

All my luv.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Life in America is boring

Life is dull here in the US of A.  I haven't touch a drop of heroin in ages. Well, what seems like ages. I realized a few days ago that I had been watching over ten hours of television a day. I hadn't pick up a book in over three weeks. So I got my hind end to Barns and Noble, and bought a few books. Right now I'm reading Frances Farmer Shadowland. A bio of the Seattle born actress/nutcase. I've read a previous bio, but this one is very different. It portrays Ms. Farmer as a loon.

Oh yes, I also found author central at Amazon.com and it tells you how many books you've sold, and where you rank on the sites top 8 million. I dropped from 200 thousand, to 1 million in only two weeks. I rank in the top 10 thousand in electronic books. In the past month I've sold 14 books in the US. It doesn't give statistics of other countries.

I urge those of you who come across this blog to click on the link at the top right of the page, and buy the book if it interests you. If I interest you, or if drugs interest you. I know those of you who read my blog regularly, I sound like a broken record. Buy my book, buy my book, buy my book and on and on and on. Why does it say my book is in its second edition? I thought it took a long time for books to change editions. Are first editions worth more than second editions? My book was 15 US dollar, and is now 9.99 US dollars. Is this because its not selling well? Can anyone answer my questions? I could google them, and probably will. I do really like to hear what those of you who read have to say.

I got my period. Three months late. I'm gushing out blood, and blood clots. I can smell the blood on my tampons. It smells like raw meat. Is it weird that I smell my tampons, and play with the blood clots that are on the tampon? I read that masturbating while menstruating speeds up the lenght of your menstruation, so I've had my vibrator out every night before bed. and I have an orgasm.

Tip to women who are constipated. You can go inside your vagina and push on the back wall. When you do so you will feel the fecal matter. When you feel it push out the fecal matter with your finger. Make sure to wash hands when done. I had a friend who use KY jelly and went up into her rectum to pull out her feces. That's a little too far for me. I've found pushing it out with my hands in my vag much easier and cleaner. Tell me, does telling the world this make me more attractive or less? Just kidding I know most if not all of you are totally grossed out.

I've lost some weight now that I'm back on Weight Watchers, and working out two hours a day. I'm down from 183lbs, to 176lbs. I carry most my weight in my stomach. The least healthy place to hold your fat. I'm working on building muscle. As muscle is what helps burn calories. I've been eating mostly protein, and cutting out all processed sugars.

OH yes, my mom did not get the job in Honolulu Hawaii. I think its because she is now 50 yrs old, and the hospitals are looking for younger women. Also I got my lips plumped with collagen. It cost me 580 dollars. Totally worth it. I also bleached my hair. Well not bleached, but went lighter. I have to scan the photos because I don't have a digital camera any more. Plus I'm not sure how to find photos on my new computer. I'll figure it out. Don't worry. Photos to come.

All my love to anyone and everyone who took time out of their day to read this rubbish.
xoxox

Friday, January 13, 2012

Follow Anna Young on Twitter @ppfaceannagrace

A reader just texted me. Those of you who doubt me, ha ha ha. I'm here, I'm nuts, get used to it. Thanks for texting me reader.

Turns out 180lbs is not enough to get gastric bypass surgery. So its back to Weight Watchers. My mom got a call about a job in Honolulu HI again, and we just might be moving back there Feb. 20th. I don't want to go there fat, so I'm thinking of going on slim fast, and losing weight fast. I want to wear a bikini on the beach.

This morning I posted on Facebook, that I had a baby at 2am, this morning. It went viral. Within ten minutes I had 20 calls from family and friends surprised that I would not tell anyone I was knocked up. I had to stop the hoax before it got to my Grandma Grace. I didn't want her to think I would do something like that to her.

If you want to follow me on FB, look up Anna Young Green Bay WI. Follow me on twitter @ppfaceannagrace. If you want to read my  book, go to Amazon.com and type in I Hate Myself and Want to Die by Anna Young. If you don't want to do any of these things good for you.

 I'm addicted to Twitter right now. WTFuck facts are awesome. Did you know even though its rare, there are baby girls born with two vagina's. More people voted in the 2011 American Idol finale than in the 2008 Presidential race finale. Disney once produced an animated film called the Story of Menstruation.  These obscure facts go on and on. I also like auto correct, when your Iphone auto corrects, and says funny and embarrassing things. No body cool follows me on Twitter. Too bad. If you follow me that would be cool. Yes, I'm talking to you. The one reading this post.

Monday, January 2, 2012

I'm fat. There have at me

Well as I suspected I've gained weight since getting back on Methadone. So on January 9th I go in for a consultation for bariatric surgery. All I can do is worry that my insurance won't let me get it done. I've researched it in depth, and am willing to quit smoking, and going through all the hoops you have to go through to get the surgery.

Please pray that I get this life saving surgery. I know you assholes out there are going to spew shit out the tips of your fingers and onto this voodoo screen.

Oh goodness, that feels good to get off my chest.