Life is dull here in the US of A. I haven't touch a drop of heroin in ages. Well, what seems like ages. I realized a few days ago that I had been watching over ten hours of television a day. I hadn't pick up a book in over three weeks. So I got my hind end to Barns and Noble, and bought a few books. Right now I'm reading Frances Farmer Shadowland. A bio of the Seattle born actress/nutcase. I've read a previous bio, but this one is very different. It portrays Ms. Farmer as a loon.
Oh yes, I also found author central at Amazon.com and it tells you how many books you've sold, and where you rank on the sites top 8 million. I dropped from 200 thousand, to 1 million in only two weeks. I rank in the top 10 thousand in electronic books. In the past month I've sold 14 books in the US. It doesn't give statistics of other countries.
I urge those of you who come across this blog to click on the link at the top right of the page, and buy the book if it interests you. If I interest you, or if drugs interest you. I know those of you who read my blog regularly, I sound like a broken record. Buy my book, buy my book, buy my book and on and on and on. Why does it say my book is in its second edition? I thought it took a long time for books to change editions. Are first editions worth more than second editions? My book was 15 US dollar, and is now 9.99 US dollars. Is this because its not selling well? Can anyone answer my questions? I could google them, and probably will. I do really like to hear what those of you who read have to say.
I got my period. Three months late. I'm gushing out blood, and blood clots. I can smell the blood on my tampons. It smells like raw meat. Is it weird that I smell my tampons, and play with the blood clots that are on the tampon? I read that masturbating while menstruating speeds up the lenght of your menstruation, so I've had my vibrator out every night before bed. and I have an orgasm.
Tip to women who are constipated. You can go inside your vagina and push on the back wall. When you do so you will feel the fecal matter. When you feel it push out the fecal matter with your finger. Make sure to wash hands when done. I had a friend who use KY jelly and went up into her rectum to pull out her feces. That's a little too far for me. I've found pushing it out with my hands in my vag much easier and cleaner. Tell me, does telling the world this make me more attractive or less? Just kidding I know most if not all of you are totally grossed out.
I've lost some weight now that I'm back on Weight Watchers, and working out two hours a day. I'm down from 183lbs, to 176lbs. I carry most my weight in my stomach. The least healthy place to hold your fat. I'm working on building muscle. As muscle is what helps burn calories. I've been eating mostly protein, and cutting out all processed sugars.
OH yes, my mom did not get the job in Honolulu Hawaii. I think its because she is now 50 yrs old, and the hospitals are looking for younger women. Also I got my lips plumped with collagen. It cost me 580 dollars. Totally worth it. I also bleached my hair. Well not bleached, but went lighter. I have to scan the photos because I don't have a digital camera any more. Plus I'm not sure how to find photos on my new computer. I'll figure it out. Don't worry. Photos to come.
All my love to anyone and everyone who took time out of their day to read this rubbish.